I tried to update this and it didn’t take. This will be a work in progress. I thought my brief intro would inspire people to want to talk…to ask questions. That was dumb. What it did inspire was some “hot sports opinions” some valid, others not so much. Some questioning my intellect. So fine, here’s a profile in as much detail as I feel like writing but you’re probably going to like this a lot less than you did “Come and find out”. But this is what you wanted. Let’s start with the simple stuff.

1. Stop reading here and block me (instructions on how to do this below). Do not waste anymore of your time or mine, it’s not worth the trouble. I don’t have the time or energy to fight with you because I zigged to the left when you think I should have zagged to the right.

2. Be a follower of your own rules. Simple.

3. I will never EVER send you a private message without your permission (and I probably won’t anyway). I don’t come here to cyber. I’m not saying I never have or never will. I’m saying I’m not interested in harassing you. This also means I’m probably not going to answer yours…it cuts both ways.

4. I don’t care what you look like. If you don’t want to post a pic then don’t. If you want to post a pic that isn’t you but best represents you and how you present…go for it. But if your pic isn’t of you, and I know it’s not you, and you know that I know that isn’t your pic…then don’t hassle me about mine.

5. Regardless of your preferences we can still be civil. You don’t have to be interested in men to say hello. If you hate men (and you have every right to) then we can just ignore each other. You don’t need to be hateful just because I’m a man, or because you’re reading this and you think I don’t have the right to say these things.

6. If you require a 1000 word essay to determine whether or not I’m worthy of saying hi…pass me by. A two line bio as follows should suffice: I’m doing fine (Even if I weren’t I wouldn’t tell you, as a simple courtesy.) The weather is fine (there are 3 weeks a year, not contiguous, that require a sweater. There are 3 days a year, also not contiguous..usually, that might require a heavy coat.)

7. I am new to this community and this lifestyle. I’ve been interested in CD/TG most of my life but I’ve never had the courage to explore this side of my life. The “warm welcome” (read sarcasm) I’ve received has not done anything helpful and if I’m being honest I find it ironic (if not comical) that some ladies that have complained about my (Come and find out.) profile are ones that have no interest in men, don’t want to be contacted by men, etc.

So with all that said, let’s get to the how you block me part. BTW you could’ve/should’ve done that 5 min ago and you wouldn’t have had to read all this. But look at the bright side, now that it’s all written down, even if you can’t be bothered to block me, we don’t have to talk to each other.

To block me:
1. Write (screen shot it) this down because once you block my profile you won’t be able to read this.
2. Block my profile. To do this just click that “block” button on my profile. (Note: This only prevents me from jerking off to your pics…we’re not done yet.)
3. Block my PMs. To do this you must send me a PM (counter intuitive…I know) and then you click the little person icon. This will open my mini profile and you click block. (Note: This prevents me from sending you dick pics but we’re not done yet…I can still harass you in the lobby…we need to be thorough.)
4. Click the little person icon in the lobby (you have to do this for every room you visit, individually) and find my name…click ignore and you’re all set.